Saturday, November 22, 2008

Marvel, DC, and Disney spokespersons...

...kindly answer the following very pertinent queries as raised by the brat.

How Spiderman breathe and talk in dmask?
How he pullon his umbootz?
What if he wants to make su-su?
How Spidermanz web comes out from his costume hands? He has hole?
Why dBatman's voice become likethat (deep gravelling stones rumbling imitation to be inserted here) when he put on d'mask? The mask is verrrryyy tight?
How Supermanz hair stay combed alwayz? Even when he fly so fast?
When BruzeWeen becomz dBatman how long he take to puton dcostume? By the time he put on all d liddle liddle things the robber will run away, na?
How Noddy's cap dont fall?
Why Mickey Mouse dont have Mummy Pappa?
How Ariel's hair is dry when she come out of dwater?
And finally, and most pertinently,
Why Superman and Batman needz dbelt to hold their chaddi?
Answers anyone?

26 opinions:

dipali said...

Very pertinent questions, Krish!
How are the teeth?

Aneela Z said...

well they need belts to hold chaddis as everything is made in China now which means the 'elasticized waist' can give up on you...Shoddy quality control baba...you cant be chasing robbers and holding chaddi at the same time right?

wordjunkie said...

ROFL.... Krish, hurry up and start your own blog!

Goofy Mumma said...

Great insight kiddo! The stitches in my tummy are hurting from all the laughing.

Another Kiran In NYC said...

Extremely relevent questions! That Krish is a smart one!

How are the teeth coming along? Brave Mama and brave Krish. I salute you both. Dentists make me shudder.

Indian Home Maker said...

Astute observations!!
Krish is just adorable.

ROTFL :)))

karmickids said...

@all::)

Suki said...

LOL! I second the "By the time he put on all d liddle liddle things the robber will run away, na?" question :)

Mama - Mia said...

i want answers too!!

so what if i never thought of the questions! :p

cheers!

abha

Coffeerocks said...

My stomach is hurting - and it's your fault for putting this on the www!
:D

PS. Did his rootcanal go ok?

DotThoughts said...

watching this space for enlightenment too :) especially #3 :)

rayshma said...

bestest fren works at disney. passing this on to her! :D

karmickids said...

Suki: Whatta point, na?

Abha: Will pass on the replies if any come in.

Coffeerocks: Only fillings happening, rootcanal will happen when he gets a level of comfort with the dentist. At the end. In case he doesnt want to ever go back.

Dottie: Trust the brat to think of that...

Rayshma: Please to let me know if she's keen on taking the qs to relevant personnel and will send you a slew of Disney related ones...

Itchingtowrite said...

where r the answers??

Timepass said...

arre mujhe bhi answer batao, it will be useful when Punch asks me the same qs.

Just a grail said...

I respond to all of those types of questions with

"hmmmm that is a wonderful question......"

Anonymous said...

Hi Kiran, hope you n ur family is safe....been reading bout the attacks all day.

PVS said...

hi Kiran, hope you and your family are fine

Anonymous said...

I am a regular reader of your two blogs and this is my first comment. I wish I had chosen better circumstances to post my first comment, but I wanted to know if you and your family are safe.

-Deepti

Anonymous said...

Hi Kiran,
I hope you and your family are okay.
Padma

Honeypie's Mom said...

Hi,

My first comment although I follow your blog regularly. I hope all is well with you and your family. take care and God bless

-Vatsala.

March Hare said...

Delurking just for a moment to ask whether you and your friends and familiy are okay? God bless.

Anonymous said...

A totally off the topic qns:

Are u all ok ? Take Care , God Bless!
-Aditi

Saya said...

Kiran.. hope you and family is ok

Anonymous said...

Are you guys doing alright. My prayers are with you all . Take care, Kiran.

radha

Asha said...

Oh God!! Can't stop laughing!!!

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