Mamma is on education overdrive with the kind of manic frenzy that necessitates that had she got her way with the brat, he would be holding the roll that declared him a genuine holder of a doctorate, with the Dr. to go with it. But the brat, being the brat has other plans.
Since the current theme of the month at school is countries of the world, their currency, their capital cities, their customs and cultures, their languages, their landmarks and monuments, and such like which necessitates long arduous trips to learn from that eternal font of free wisdom, aka Google baba, Mamma has been on a hunt for a decent Atlas cum encyclopedia, cum picture book, with enough sight words contained within to tweak the brat's interest. So far, her success ratio has been zero. The ones available at the couple of bookstores she has been to are a) too grown up with too much text and too few pictures. And b) too map heavy.
Or maybe she hasnt looked hard enough, keeping in mind that she generally asks the driver to keep the engine running as she scoots into the stores and scoots out again, squeezing in them store visits in the five minutes extra she gives herself between leaving office and picking up the brat.
Any suggestions of titles would be welcome. A kind soul has suggested the Usborne Children's Picture Atlas which she is planning to go hunt down in the next couple of days, till then the mode of imparting knowledge about them countries of the world is through beautifully woven stories that have Pappa listening goggle eyed in the dark, and which have a wonderfully soporific effect on the brat and send him off without a squeak of protest into noddy land.
Last night Mamma outdid herself. She began with the story of Jean Claude, who was five years old and lived in the vineyards in Provence, from whence a wine of magical powers was distilled, and whoever drank the wine could go wherever they wanted to, so the little chump downed a bit and wanted to go see the big city aka Paris, (dont nobody come down on Mamma for encouraging underage drinking, in France kids sip wine in their milk bottles, or so I am given to understand. Okay, maybe in their sippy cups. Or whatever. You get my drift) and lands in Paris on top of the Eiffel tower.
The brat was not interested in Mamma's magic realism and concentrated on the nitty gritties, did Jean Claude swing from the Eiffel tower like Spiderman. No? Did he beat up a Goblin in Paris? No. Blah blech. Not nice story. Tell me about Ben 10.
Today Mamma's going to spin a tale about Mahfouz the camel driver in the sands of Egypt. And she's going to weave in Cairo and mummies, and the Pyramids and sarcophagi. And the brat will surely respond, there's a Batman in the pyramid? Nah? Then I donwanna this story. Tell me udder story wid Batman and Superman and Spiderman.
And Mamma will reply, ask your father. He's the man.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
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10 opinions:
what are his fav movies....expand on the cities et al where they are set in...for instance Spider Man lives in NY...he needs dollars to get by...the building he " swings by" is in X suburb, built in...its in the US (capital Washington DC)...and keep on stretching and placing useful (as in necessary for him) nuggets of info.
Hope its helpful...
there was this lovely interactive computer game my son used to enjoy (and has been handed down to younger cousins) called 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego' - it had this detective type character who traveled to the most unlikely places looking for criminals and fugitives.
-d
Hey Kiran, delurking to say that my 4 year old loves the V-Tech Fly and Learn Globe. Not sure if it's available in the motherland though.
Durga
You have an award waiting for you in my blog :-)
Kiran,
Not sure if any of these are available in India, but FWIW:
Try the Scholastic Atlas of the World - there is a children's version of this. Not very verbose.
There is also a series by DK publishing called Children around the world, and Children just like me (Celebrations) - my kids love this series.
M
Not sure if they have it in India but my son learned the countries and caitals from a Target shower curtain.
hi
there is this lovely globe available in shoppers stop(in bandra)where on touching a country it would tell you about it, its basic but my 11 vyr old daughter thoroughly enjoyed playing with it,she wanted to gift it to her bro for rakhi(who is 10 yr old aand wud rather play on his psp).u cud try it.
try and get your hand on a dk atlas or book or cd.there are also sticker books that help.
the perfect book for his age wud be MY BIG BOOK OF OUR AMAZING WORLD(i picked it from crossword)it has very basic info on every continent and at least one point of interest on every country.if u cud tell me what exactly is reqd i cud run thru my home library and help u out.hope this helps.
hey tells us what u pick
and here's an idea- can u pls write that book on the stories u r weaving... wud be great for us non story teller types!!
such posts just scare the hell outta me!! i would just find some book that gave me basics and rote it!! sigh!!
poor Cubby has tough times ahead since mamma cant tell story to save her life! he just waltzes away as soon as i am on a story trip! :(
cheers!
abha
Aneela: Brilliant tip. Have been doing it and he's mugged up Japan (Ninja Hattori) and America (Spiderman) And have set Batman in London. God forgive me.
D: Will check it out.
Durga: will ask for it definitely.
Blogaholic: Thanks dear, am honoured.
Anon: Unfortunately, not. But I do have a rug with the atlas on it, which is being pressed into service.
M, Malva: Have made my list and am still trying to squeeze in a trip to Crossword. If I dont find anything I like will moan about it again.
Itchy: Great idea. Maybe I should. Any volunteers for the illustrations?
Abha: Scare the hell out of me too. But a gals gotta do what a gals gotta do.
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